Eric: “Be nice to her”

Eric: “I am grateful for this”

Because if popular movies have taught us anything, it’s that running away from a vampire definitely works 99.9% of the time.

Look at this face. This is the face of ungratefulness. You bet your bottom dollar that if I was driving along some deserted ass road in the middle of the night and stumbled on a shirtless mountain of vampire deliciousness, this is not the face I would be making.